Aku ketagih wi**..

Wi-fi..
Please come to papa..
Please...., begging himself to the broken router.

and yet im not declares myself addicted to internet..

Makan apa?
Hmmm..wait aa..what yr wifi password ae?
Anne garu kepala..
Nak makan ke nak internet?

Selamat hari raya,
Hari untuk kita bersuka ria..
Minta mak...
"Mak cik, ada wifi tak sini?"
Kuih raya dalam tray terlepas, berguling bahulu jatuh didepan pintu..
Atuk yang tak bergigi ternganga cucu balik kampung main internet sahaja..

"Ok students, now please find z in the equation of y=xz+32 if y=2?"
Kepala angguk angguk sambil tangan swipe samsung notes bawah meja.
Update fb..
Wifi dekat kelas kan..

"Passing bola tu kekiri,
Defence,jaga!"
Mulut bersuara, tangan pun bekerja
~sudden stop..(wifi is not connected)
Bloody routers,  tgh sedap like tg dekat padang ni, wifi buat hal pulak!

Oh, my dear internet.
Please make me feel dekat to people of surrounding
Let me speak and talk to them verbally
Let me touch their hand skin to skin
Let me do good in my study by listen to my teachers focusly,
Let me play in the school field, touch the grass, dirty my jersey ..
Please...
Please...

Oh, im addicted
Please help me..

Please..

~boleh saja nak menggunakan internet, jangan sampai lagha dan jadi antisosial.
Pesanan buat diri..

#usrahBawahRouters